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Helen Mirren, because my prose would sound so swanky.
Meg Wolitzer
David Tennant, because he’s 1. good, 2. the current Dr. Who and 3. Scottish. The Scots are a people invented by the English to remind them how to speak their own language.
Simon Ings
Nora Young (former host of CBC Radio’s DNTO) – especially the dirty bits. She has an audible blush.
Ami McKay