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Light travellers can pack all the essentials (mobile, bank card, 12-pack of condoms) into Designs by Naomi ‘s heart-shaped belt charm ($40, 1281-2 Cumberland, 416-345-8389, www.designsbynaomi.net).
Sling a LeSportsac ($39, Bonny Satchels ‘n’ Duffles , Manulife Centre, 55 Bloor West, 416-925-0130) across your torso for a Euro-toting look.
Butches who don’t do dandy can still waist-pack with Silas’s army green belt bag ($68, Uncle Otis , 26 Bellair, 416-920-2281, www.uncleotis.com).
Out on the Street ‘s multicolour striped sack ($15.95, 551 Church, 416-967-2759) is a classic reach-for-the-rainbow pick.
A cheapo Chinatown option like this blue nylon bag ($4, Yong Da Export & Import Co. , 301 Spadina, 416-260-2668) means you don’t have to commit to the fanny pack cause.