WHAT: Virgin Mary Rating: NNNN
WHERE: In your kitchen
WHY: 2007 years, 362 days ago, the Virgin Mary probably would have been asking, "Have you ever tried to get a baby to sleep when the animals won’t stop talking?" Now she manifests herself in the form of this super-tasty mocktail: tomato juice, lemon juice, horseradish, Tabasco, Worcestershire sauce and ice, shaken and strained. Behold.
AVAILABILITY: At the grocery store