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WHAT: Eclipse Montepulciano d’Abruzzo (red) Rating: NNN
WHERE: Abruzzi, Italy
WHY: If the record says “disco,” you should feel the need to Hustle when the needle drops. If the DVD says “erotic thriller,” the knitting should stay in the tote bag. If the wine says Montepulciano d’Abruzzo and costs less than 10 bucks, it should taste like this: rustic, hint of cherries, not too heavy, some of that inexpressible Italianate mustiness. Judge this book by its cover.
PRICE: 750 ml/$7.60
AVAILABILITY: At most liquor stores (product #328294)