Gram Salvage answers your booze and sex questions.
I’m a dude at college and I’m all about the frosties. The problem is, after I’ve had a few I can’t even get my fraternity flag to half-mast. Total brewer’s droop. Don’t tell me to give up beer, but help me get my boner back.
– NUMB NUTZ
Okay, low man on the scrotum pole, don’t give up beer, but do give up 5 per cent alcohol beers. Now, don’t even say “Coors Light.” Try Scotland’s Harviestoun Bitter & Twisted, which resonates with bold, aromatic, lemongrassy hops at a restrained 4.2 per cent. Not only will decreased intoxication facilitate tumescence, but by being seen drinking the fancy imported stuff, you might not be alone when it happens.
PRICE: 500 ml/$3.30
AVAILABILITY: At selected liquor stores (product #54304)
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