Tired of starting the day with a cold slice of pizza and a six-pack? Then make a beeline for Sneaky Dee's (431 College, at Bathurst, 416-603-3090, sneaky-dees.com, @thesneakydees), where the nice folks behind one of downtown's favourite watering holes have just introduced two artery-clogging breakfasts named for psychedelic hardcore combo - and regular customers - Fucked Up.
For the princely sum of $24.95, tuck into the Queen Of Heart Attack's three slices each of bacon and ham, three sausages, two pulled-pork eggs Bennys, two slices of french toast, grilled tomatoes, sautéed mushrooms and home fries à la poutine. Who forgot the whipped cream?
Dizzy's has also created the similarly priced FU Breakfast of two poached eggs over tortillas swimming in salsa mole, sided with two cheese-'n'-pepper-stuffed enchiladas, a tortilla bowl filled with beans and diced tomatoes, rice and beans, chili and tortilla chips. And salad! If you worry about these things, those 3,000-plus calories are entirely vegetarian.
Hoof kicks the can
For the second time in less than three years, Jennifer Agg has pulled the plug on her Hoof Café. Seems the people who begged her to reopen the ridiculously popular Dundas West brunch spot didn't turn out in the numbers she expected when she relaunched across the street from the original location last February. Agg plans to turn the also now-defunct Raw Bar into a resto-lounge dedicated to rum.
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