Ashlee
1. What’s your perfect date?
In the summer outside at nighttime with a couple of wine glasses. Definitely night swimming.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Matching bras and panties is a must.
3. What’s your signature move?
Never kiss on the first date. Always play hard to get. You never want to be too available.
Robin
1. What’s your perfect date?
It involves walking, talking and food. Preferably cooked by my date.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Absolutely nothing.
3. What’s your signature move?
The Robin. Where you bounce like a robin and give a victory wiggle when you catch the worm.
Glenn
1. What’s your perfect date?
Hot tub and red wine.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Nothing.
3. What’s your signature move?
I can’t tell you! But Liz knows.
Erin
1. What’s your perfect date?
Strawberries on the train tracks.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Socks.
3. What’s your signature move?
A chocolate fudge sundae. With nuts.
Jesse
1. What’s your perfect date?
Having a nice chat over a hot cuppa NeoCitran.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Bacon wraps?
3. What’s your signature move?
The Shipwrecked Sailor.
Julia
1. What’s your perfect date?
Dinner or dancing.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
No clothes. Naked.
3. What’s your signature move?
You don’t wanna know!
Safa
1. What’s your perfect date?
I bring people to Chapters to see what books they read and judge them.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Um, like no clothing. Please don’t wear boxers. Briefs are cute. Are they bad for sperm? I don’t care – I don’t wanna get pregnant.
3. What’s your signature move?
I’m gonna ride you into the sunset.
Sagal
1. What’s your perfect date?
Going out for dinner where you can talk. Going for a walk. Somewhere with no distractions.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
There should be no attire.
3. What’s your signature move?
Girl on top is probably the best. You have more control. It can benefit you most. It’s fun to have a moment when you’re in charge.
Fraser
1. What’s your perfect date?
One where everything you planned goes completely wrong but it still ends with a genuine kiss goodnight.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
First date: a condom. 10th-anniversary: a snuggie.
3. What’s your signature move?
The “Italian Captain”: you’re kissing your girl on the neck, meandering down, and as soon as you get to her belly button you throw your clothes on and walk out.
Angela
1. What’s your perfect date?
A private jet to hedonism.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Chains and a firm bedpost.
3. What’s your signature move?
Have you read the book the The Claiming Of Sleeping Beauty? That.
Eyob
1. What’s your perfect date?
I’m a sappy tranny. Make the boy cook me dinner and open a bottle. Then have fun.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
It depends on what kind of sex you have.
3. What’s your signature move?
It’s all in the touch. It’s all in the fingers. The caress.
Mike
1. What’s your perfect date?
Beers around a campfire.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Something frisky… no socks.
3. What’s your signature move?
The Mad Tom. It involves beers and a campfire.
Jerimiah
1. What’s your perfect date?
Spaghetti Bolognese
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Only the best for my lady (a thong).
3. What’s your signature move?
Handstands.
Shaeleigh
1. What’s your perfect date?
Grocery shopping and then making dinner together.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
V-necks and bootie shorts.
3. What’s your signature move?
I do the hair-pull/neck-bite.
Josephine and Tony
1. What’s your perfect date?
Coming here (to Interior Design Show), but this is not our first date.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Something open-ended. High heels. And fur.
3. What’s your signature move?
Let’s just say we call it the turtle and leave it at that.
Trevor
1. What’s your perfect date?
Sex.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Moustache and a crucifix.
3. What’s your signature move?
Retreat!
Debbie
1. What’s your perfect date?
Watching a documentary and reciprocal massages
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Coconut oil.
3. What’s your signature move?
Energy exchange.
Joscelyne
1. What’s your perfect date?
I haven’t had a first date in years!
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Silk.
3. What’s your signature move?
The Vancouver Lion. I’m not going to elaborate.
Robyn
1. What’s your perfect date?
Being taken to a strange restaurant and having dinner in the elevator shaft. An expensive restaurant.
2. What do you consider proper sex attire?
Like, about-to-have-sex attire? A little neon-red lace nighty. I’m wearing one right now as a slip.
3. What’s your signature move?
You push on the soul.
Interviews and photos by Zach Slootsky
