Mirian Peskowitz 's The Daring Book For Girls follows up last year's boys' hit. ($29.95, Type , 883 Queen West, 416-366-8973).
They're called Freudian Slippers . ' Nuff said ($30, Red Pegasus , 628 College, 416-536-3872, www.redpegasus.ca).
Oh my, Mr. Hipster, what a big handlebar 'stache you have! Wait, that's actually just a Son of Mustachio plush toy ($25, Propaganda , 686 Yonge, 416-961-0555). You sneaky hipster you! Lifetime Collective polka-dot T ($35, Ukula , 492 College, 416-619-9282, www.ukula.com).
Nothing says holiday spirit like the pair of sassy tykes bitching each other out on an Angry Little Girls wallet ($18, Propaganda , 686 Yonge, 416-961-0555).
Why go to an art class with a nude model when you can teach yourself to sketch in the privacy of your own studio with a Drawing Set for Dummies ($24.95, Curry's , 490 Yonge, 416-967-6666, and others, www.currys.com).
Scratching and sex don't always make the best combo, unless you're scoring a boot-knocking jackpot from a book of Sex Scratchers lotto tickets ($10.95, Come As You Are, 701 Queen West, 416-504-7934, www.comeasyouare. ca).
Common Cloth grey script T-shirt ($65, Ukula , 492 College, 416-619-9282, www.ukula.com) and Milburn Powell silkscreened T ($59, Delphic , 706 Queen West, 416-603-3334).
Soothe an achy prostate with the Nexus massager ($45.98, Lovecraft , 27 Yorkville, 416-923-7331).
Damned Dollies ' demented figures are available in multicultural and gender models ($42, Frock , 97 Roncesvalles, 416-516-1333).
We can already hear the "awwwwws" when parents-to-be open up this pair of hand-knit baby skates ($17.95, Winkel , 1107 Queen East, 416-465-4247).
Eighties hoops get recycled in Deedee Bird 's vintage leather earrings ($30, Freedom Clothing Collective , 939 Bloor West, 416-530-9946, www.freedomclothingcollective.com).
Unfortunately, Fred 's green-roofed birdhouse out-styles your own pad ($29, Eye Spy , 1100 Queen East, 416-461-4061, www.eyespygifts.com).
Quit squishing those bulky canvas bags into your micro messenger and tote Envirosax 's foldable nylon sacks instead ($7.95, Token , 888 Queen West, 416-516-9586).
Squeezing Smush Bush 's big head may cause him some brain damage, but what's the harm in wringing out a few idle leftover cells? ($7.99, Flatirons Christmas Market , 51 Front East, 416-365-1506).
Check the status of a WiFi hotspot by looking down about 5 inches. The glowing bars on this WiFi Detector T-Shirt tell you the signal strength the same way your computer does ($29, www.thinkgeek.com ).