United Nations Coffee
Take whatever liquor bottle's nearby, discern its national origin, pour into your coffee, top with whipped cream and pronounce it Dutch/Latvian/Spanish/Irish/whatever coffee. You'll wake up and fall asleep simultaneously.
Hot Wine Punch
Boil 1 tablespoon of sugar in 250 ml of water. Add 6 cloves, 3 small pieces of cinnamon stick and the rind of a whole lemon cut very thin. Return mixture to boil. Add one bottle of red wine, heating to the boiling point. Pour into heat-resistant glasses.