The Caribbean Carnival parade route is always lined with enough expert booty shakers to make offbeat rumps meek about shaking their thang. Painting on some mas-band-style makeup can put you in the jump-up spirit while disguising your rhythm-free ID. Kryolan's Aquacolour stage palette includes 12 bold glycerin based pigments. Discs of apple green, ketchup red and fuchsia pink snap out of the tin case to sponge on a festive, smudge-proof face. $68,Malabar , 14 McCaul, 416-598-2581.