Speaking of butts, Corner Gas's Brent Butt (pictured above) returns to stand-up with a show at Massey Hall (416-872-4255) on January 30 that's sure to sell out.
Montreal's Sugar Sammy has taken his comedy act all over the world, including some big-buzz gigs at Just For Laughs. His Canadian tour brings him to the Winter Garden (416-872-5555) on February 20.
A hilarious alternative to the romantic Valentine's dinner thing is Kenny Robinson's Nubian Disciples Comedy Crew. As part of Harbourfront's KUUMBA series for African Heritage Month, there are two events - a family-friendly one called Afternoon Delight hosted by Jean Paul and a bluer-than-blue night called St. Valentine's Day Laughter Massacre hosted by Marc Trinidad and featuring TRIXX, Kevin Herod and other outrageous acts. 416-973-4000.