WHO: Laura Cowell, director of Splice This! Super 8 Film Festival (www.splicethis.com, June 18-20)
WHERE: The Gladstone Hotel (1214 Queen West, 416-531-4635)
WHEN: Monday, 1 pm
CLOTHING: "Farmer got her dog collar with reflective snap buttons custom-made by Sandy Plotnikoff (firstname.lastname@example.org). You can't see my underwear but they're really cute. My equally cute friend Catherine Stinson (www.deadpan.ca) made them by silkscreening recycled T-shirts. I got this ring in a loot bag at a house party 10 years ago. I paid $5 for this skirt at Astro (24 Kensington, 416-593-9860). My star-studded flip-flops were $7 at the convenience store near my house called Highland Variety (366 College, 416-923-8189). I found this tank top in a park somewhere. My roommate bought me this gingham shirt at Value Village (1319 Bloor West, 416-539-0585, and others). These Ralph Lauren glasses were probably stupid-expensive, but I wouldn't know because my mom found them in the back of a limousine. I took them to Bright Eyes (570 Dundas West, 416-596-0824) and paid $90 for the lenses. My boy-and-girl-kissing pendant was a gift from my friend Marcia Connolly in honour of a very special occasion... none of your beeswax!"
HAIR: I let my friend Michelle cut it but only after I've had a few."
MY STYLE: "Weather permitting. Farmer's style: safety first."
INTO: "Good times, good friends and bad music."