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WHO: Tracy Tidgwell, heartbreaker, chub-rubber, Parkdale kitchen bitch and member of Pretty Porky and Pissed Off (prettyporkyandpissedoff@yahoo.com)
WHEN: Friday, 12:30 pm WHERE: Dufferin bridge at Queen
CLOTHING: “My white dancing shoes were a gift from my dear mom. I scored these pinstripe pants in a clothing swap. My white belt was a hand-me-down from my friend Ally M. I bought this men’s white shirt with black and blue polka dots for $2.95 at the Barrie Value Village. My cardigan came from the Peterborough Goodwill for $6.95. I made these red and brown striped wrist cuffs from wool children’s socks I picked up at a yard sale for 50 cents. The cubic zirconium rock on my finger is one of the many treasures my Nanny S. found on the Home Shopping Network (1-888-202-0888). The plastic skull ring was a giveaway from Miss Kitty Galore. The glamour girls at Barbie’s Basement Jewellery (www.bbj.ca) gave me this Kenny and Dolly brooch. PPPO’d made the ‘Go to her for lunch’ pin, and the ‘Size does matter’ button cover was a present from my sister Rhonda.”
HAIR: “I gave myself this cut and colour (Clairol Nice ‘n’ Easy #118) for my birthday.”
MY STYLE: “Stone fox.”
INTO: “Sharing clothes with fatties and sweet goodbyes at PPPO’d‘s final event and clothing sale, Do I Look Fat In These Pants? Sunday, November 28, noon to 6 pm, at the Gladstone Hotel (1214 Queen West). $5 admission. Bring clothing donations and receive coupons to spend on memorabilia, zines, crafts and bake sale goodies. Proceeds go to Sheena’s Place and Phat Camp.”
