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God, so many. I have a shirtless photo from the first Dyke March in 1996 that’s fairly cringe-worthy. Zoe Whittall
Passing out under that tiny patio thing at 7 West on Charles Street. Or chugging Jack in the porta-potty at Fruit Loopz. Jon Pressick
I accidentally gave myself a bowl cut before I played at San Francisco Pride, and then I sunburned the shaved part on the back and sides on the drive there! Rae Spoon
Sorry, but that’s between me and a certain roasted corn vendor’s trash can. Remember, kids: butter and heat stroke don’t mix. Serafin
