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Boy George, because then everybody would say, “Oh you’re so much younger and thinner in real life!” Serafin
Anyone but Tom Cruise. Mark Tewksbury
Macaulay Culkin. Rae Spoon
Beth Ditto. Zoe Whittall
I base this only on the fact that we have similar facial hair: it would have to be Johnny Depp. Seriously. Oh, and because I’ve always wanted to fuck myself. Jon Pressick
