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What: After blowing your New Year’s weight-loss resolutions, now’s the time to go hard or simply go home and stay there. Sure, this moulded rubber scale speaks to you, but it prompts you to fill in the blanks. I’m thinking, “Stop being such a carb-bashing psycho, or stop procrastinating.” You control the monologue.
Price: $49.99
Where: Ardyz, 777 Queen West, 416-703-9996