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Hey, tiger, you won’t have to worry about anyone stealing your beachfront spotlight, especially when wearing these bedazzlers by Diesel (1. Ra Sun Spa , 388 Richmond West, 416-977-3748, $35).
These heavy-on-the-print board shorts by Quicksilver (2. Sporting Life , 2665 Yonge, 416-485-1611, and others, $59.99) are great for guys prone to going commando – there are no built-in underwear thingies.
Forget full-frontal and go for demure in this grass-green halter neck by Laura Urbinati (3. Scarlet Boutique , 363 Eglinton West, 416-480-0330, $250).
Cute yet supportive, Roxy’s stripy two-piece (4. Over the Rainbow , 101 Yorkville, 416-967-7448, $59.50) offers a bandeau top with removable halter strap for optimum tan line prevention.
This sequined set by Amarea (5. Ups & Downs , 2010 Queen East, 416-686-3997, $195) isn’t exactly parks and rec. You might want to throw on a pair of heels and find a swanky hotel pool to crash.