Big Wheel
Still dragging your luggage like a goddamn savage? The Live Luggage PA Series intelligently calculates how much torque your spaghetti arms will need to tackle that wheelchair-ramp incline, and then adjusts the powered wheels accordingly. Too bad it won’t calculate a response to customs when they ask you why the hell there’s a couple of pounds of electronics in the wheels of your suitcase.
$1,451 from liveluggage.com
