Charlie's Angels: Full Throttle (McG) I said at the time that I'd rather watch my parents have sex than watch this movie. A second look at the DVD did not change my opinion.
Timeline (Richard Donner) The requisite Paul Walker movie, included because with a Michael Crichton treatment -- sorry, I mean novel -- as the source and veteran action director Richard Donner, it should have been better than 2 Fast 2 Furious. It wasn't.
Texas Chainsaw Massacre (Marcus Nispel) The year's most pointless remake, during which one is ultimately less interested in the art-directed atrocities than in just how low-slung Jessica Biel's pants are.
Lara Croft Tomb Raider: The Cradle of Life (Jan de Bont) Who'd have thought they could make a film with a more inept plot than the first Lara Croft movie?
Dreamcatcher (Lawrence Kasdan) Veteran screenwriter William H. Goldman is no longer allowed to criticize movies for their plotting. The Stephen King novel about alien invasion barely makes sense. The movie makes none.