Who knew that the former Mr. Roseanne Barr and current Fox Sports show host Tom Arnold would be garnering serious critical acclaim in a feisty little indie film? But since Happy Endings opened down south, that's what's happened to the guy who's built a career out of competing with Jim Belushi for those everyman sidekick roles in dumb comedies. In Happy Endings (see review above), he plays a wealthy playboy with a big heart who falls for Maggie Gyllenhaal's femme fatale. As far as Arnold's career is concerned, the title could prove prophetic.
What constitutes a happy ending for you? Being able to sleep at night.
If you were a masseur, how much would you charge? $50,000, plus expenses. Unless it was for charity - then it'd be free.
Who would your client base be? People who are rich, but not rich enough to afford Tom Hanks or Tom Cruise.
Thoughts on the NHL strike? Looks good now, but I hope they got a pre-nup.
What most fans say when they meet you? "You're taller and thinner than I thought." Which means "I thought you were super-short and fat."
Cruise, Green or Wolfe? I don't know who this Wolfe guy is, but he sounds pretty manly, so I'll go with him.
Summer 2005 box office is down. Why? We didn't get Soul Plane 2 out in time.