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BreakfastWith Scot?s flamboyant title character is just one of several preening preteens putting their Little League lavender touch on the big and small screen. It?s a fascinating liberal trend. After all, how canwe condemn these preadolescent, and therefore ?innocent,? flamers? Let?s examine these sissies? fabulosity.
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| WHO | Justin Suarez (Mark Indelicato) Betty?s nephew on Ugly Betty. |
Eric Valentine (Cole Morgen) Firefighter Larry?s son in I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry. |
Scot Latour (Noah Bernett) Straight-acting gay couple Ed and Sam?s new ward in Breakfast With Scot. |
| SAD BACKSTORY | Cleavage-heaving mom got pregnant on prom night, macho dad re-entered the picture only to be *spoiler alert!* killed off. | Mom died a year before father has a dangerous job. | Mom died of an overdose dad is an irresponsible flake. |
| WHAT WAS YOUR FIRST CLUE? | Justin?s seen every episode of Top Model, has memorized the lyrics to Hairspray and can keep up with fashion maven Wilhemina Slater. | Eric plays with his sister?s EZ-Bake Oven and is trying out for a production of Pippin. | Scot keeps makeup and feather boas on hand, likes musicals and knows how to make personalized pancakes. |
| QUEER EYE BEHIND THE QUEER GUY? | Yes. Executive producer/head writer Silvio Horta came out to his parents at 19. | Not really, unless you pay attention to the rumours about co-star/producer Adam Sandler. | Yes. Director Laurie Lynd and writer Sean Reycraft are both proud ?mos. |
| WHERE HE?LL BE IN FIVE YEARS | André LeonTalley, watch your Armani-clad back. | Hopefully not in I Now Pronounce You Chuck And Larry III. | If the film?s a hit, maybe a Canadian spinoff series… Corner Gas In The Village? Little House On Wellesley? |
