HIGH SCHOOL MUSICAL 3: SENIOR YEAR (Kenny Ortega). 112 minutes. Opens Friday (October 24). Rating: NN
High School Musical 3: Senior Year is, like, soooo awesome, you guys!
Movie critics will probably say stuff like the songs all sound the same and the choreography's just as one-note, but that just shows how lame they are, right?
Cuz Zac Efron? Is soooo cute! And Vanessa Hudgens is sooo pretty and they and Ashley Tisdale and Lucas Grabeel are, like, wicked talented.
They totally make you believe that a jock and a brain can fall in love and a drama student can rule the school and a guy who's a choreographer and wears pastel fedoras and pink pants is totally straight, LOL. And that schools care as much about theatre as they do about sports and there's no racial tension and teenagers don't drink or have sex or anything.
It's so real, you know? It's totally going to prepare its tween fans for the awesomeness that is high school. OMG, they're so lucky!