Armchair Cynics hit the Mod Club Friday (September 16).
Dear Chad Kroeger, I know you must be busy singing with your band Nickelback, so I'll be brief. Your label, 604 Records, seems to be on a roll lately. So why does it continue to sign bands that sound exactly like the Back and Theory of a Deadman? Like your label's new band, Armchair Cynics. Now, I know you dig predictable, same-sounding songs and marble-in-the-mouth vocals, which is why you're all over these guys, I'm sure. But for serious, Killing The Romance represents pretty much everything that's abysmal and wrong with Canadian rock. Please, Chad, make it stop.