There's an episode of Seinfeld where George is on the verge of a promotion with the Yankees thanks to his keys being locked in his car at work. (Boss Steinbrenner assumes he's working 18-hour days.) When a secret midweek getaway with Susan prompts Jerry to question his judgment, George retorts, "My presence in that office can only hurt my chances." D.O.A. could learn much from this fable. Their would-be footnote status in the annals of rock history is hindered by a 27-year failure to part ways. Their nadir approacheth with their cover of War.