Oh, hey, Brett Michaels! Guy, it's so weird how, like, your hugely irrelevant/kitsch-worthy band decided to put out a collection of rock covers something like, oh I don't know, two weeks before your sad little reality show premieres on TV! What a freaky, kooky coincidence, huh?
Hey, whatever, man. I'm sure it was purely a fluke. I have just one burning question. Why? I mean, everyone already knows just about all these songs, since half of them probably rank up there with karaoke's most requested, and it's not like you guys are putting an amazingly unique spin on any of them.
Does the world need to hear you sing Just What I Needed and Suffragette City? If so, will war and famine end? Will all erectile dysfunction be cured? Will people rediscover their love of classic rock? Or will your reality show and your band stay in the spotlight just long enough to get another tour together or whatever it is you cheesebags do for money?