The world spent more time than normal thinking about Justin Bieber's testicles last week after news broke about a foiled plot to castrate and kill the singer. Obsessed fans are no laughing matter, but since this tragedy was averted before anyone got hurt, we don't feel too bad giggling about the newscasters all over the world talking about Bieber's balls.
Less funny was two-hit-wonder Smash Mouth's hamfisted attempt to blame the absurdly popular singer for all the evils of the world in their new song, Justin Bieber. NOW Online editor John Semley wrote about that musical monstrosity here.
DEADMAU5 <3 KAT VON D
Are Canadian dance music superstar Deadmau5 and reality TV tattoo artist Kat Von D trying to make us sick? First they broke up on Twitter, then they live-tweeted their reconciliation, and now Deadmau5 has proposed to his girl publicly on the social media platform, and she said yes (over Twitter, of course).
Judging from their feeds, it looks like they may actually have been in the same room while tapping out messages to each other on their phones, which is even weirder than proposing long-distance. To be fair, they originally met on Twitter, but this is all still way beyond gross.