Just when we thought that, post-egggate, Justin Bieber’s legal troubles were behind him, the tiny prince and earth angel has been arrested. For drag racing. And also being drunk. In Miami Beach. He even had “a stuper [sic] look on his face,” according to the police report. Just like Rob Ford!
Early this morning, TMZ reported that Bieber was busted in Miami Beach, after cops pulled over his banana yellow Lamborghini toy car for drag racing through a residential neighbourhood. He was charged with a DUI, driving with an expired license and resisting arrest. God, can he not even get arrested gracefully? Oh my little lord!
Of note: the police report lists Bieber’s place of birth as Toronto, Canada, when we all know he was born in London. Also when you line up his hair colour, hair length, hair style and eye colour on the police report it reads “BRO SHT STR BRO.” Like “Bro, shit, straight, bro,” which is kind of funny. I dunno.
Anyway, the #FreeBieber campaign is already trending on Twitter. See?
Miami police U have 24hrs to release @justinbieber or else U will feel the wrath of the Beliebers! #FreeJustin #FreeBieber #NeverSayNever
– Josh Stone (@JoshStone___) January 23, 2014
OMG1!!1! Can’t breath #freebieber
– Rinze (@Rinze1990) January 23, 2014
I can’t believe that the news say… #FreeBieber
– Justin, my LIFESAVER (@BiebsOnlyAngel) January 23, 2014
He is for sure our generation’s Nelson Mandella. Or this week’s Jahar. Or he’s literally exactly Rob Ford. Whatever.
There sure is a lot of news these days, gang!
