HOME GAMES Jordan Walsh and his band, the Postage Stamps, deliver at Lee's Palace Friday (September 28). $10 at the door. 416-532-1598.
NICKNAME Not really. Their drummer calls him an asshole a lot, though.
TEAM MEMBERS Simeon Abbott (keys); Mike Duffield (drums); Steve Eccles (guitar); Keith Hamilton (bass, saw)
ROOKIE YEAR Started playing guitar at 14. Shows followed a few years later when he joined a band.
LEAGUE A kiss on the cheek and a thunderous punch to the lungs. Sometimes none of these things.
STATS Suck My Disc compilations (02, 03); When Day Becomes Night (2003); Postage Stamps/Down and Out (split 7-inch, 2004); This Ugly Arrangement (2007).
SPECIAL TALENTS Great at Tetris. Even better at making breakfast.