Good news! Justin Bieber will not be going to jail for running over a pedestrian in his ivory Ferrari, leaving Justin Bieber free to do all the batshit crazy things Justin Bieber's wont to do, like running over pedestrians in his ivory Ferrari.
According to TMZ, Bieber was leaving the Laugh Factory in LA late last night, when he started playing chicken with a paparazzo attempting to take photographs of him and his new pal, 20 year-old rapper Lil Twist. After pinning the photographer against a parked car, Bieber and Twist sped off into the night. The LAPD interviewed Bieber about the incident, and ruled the photographer at fault, leaving Canada's favourite son in the clear.
The wages of fame! It's like you can't even plow through a paparazzo in $200,000-plus automobile anymore.