A few days ago, The Inquisitr reported that the Pride of Stratford, popstar Justin Bieber, was receiving the prosthetic “love doll” treatment, courtesy the dream-weaving sex wizards at Pipedream. The company responsible for the “Finally Mylie” lover surrogate has copped the Canadian teen idol’s likeness for their fittingly named (we guess) “Just-In Beaver” doll.
“Finally 18! Ready to Rock Your World!” screams the box art. It also puts the words, “I’m not gay! (ok maybe a lil’)” in the gaping synthetic maw of the boyish popstar who is absolutely a legal adult now and has so forfeited his child’s right to not have his personage cast in space-age plastic for the pleasure of more hopelessly adoring fans. As Gawker noted when they picked up the story today, the doll is obviously not an officially licensed piece of Bieber memorabilia, so all you “collectors” of “Can-con kitsch” better act fast. It’s a great holiday gift for the agalmatophiliac on your shopping list, though. Far be it for us to judge.
