All Hallows Erotic Masquerade, October 29, Opera House
You could buy a machine to fuck yourself with at the Opera House Friday night. Performing at Masquerade Entertainment's All Hallows Erotic Masquerade were the Vampire Beach Babes, whose vinyl-clad goth surf antics and posturing were as charming and droll as usual. It was funny when frontbabe Baron Marcus cut off his penis and threw it into the crowd, who all ran away from it. The Babes showcased tracks from their latest recording, Beach Blanket Bedlam (in stores now), while hilariously cheesy hired dancers performed. Porn Stars Carmen Luvana and Mike South hosted.
Look out for a cartoon currently in pre-production that features the Babes as superheroes, which is fitting because, remember when Chief Fantino took down that guy at the CNE with the help of a couple of good Samaritans who jumped into the scrum? Well, Baron Marcus was one of them.