Chicago rapper Lupe Fiasco offers himself to controversy frequently enough that this gross-out recent rumour is almost (almost) believable: A disgruntled Toronto valet parking attendant claims to have defecated inside Fiasco’s car during the rapper’s last visit to the city. Here’s an edited and condensed version of the alleged incident:
Fiasco arrives at an unnamed downtown club, “the spot in the downtown T.Dot,” and wishes to valet park his rental car. He asks the valet attendant, Babel, who is telling this tale, to park the car with the utmost delicacy. Babel doesn’t appreciate the request or the tone, and goes so far as to say so: “I parks every car wit the same amount of care. Don’t matter if you 50 Cents or Kris Angel!” Fiasco then crumples up an American one-dollar bill, drops it on the ground in front of the Babel individual and makes a snide remark.
The rest of the story, improbable as it is, is best relayed by Babel himself: “I’m like, ‘Ayo! This is Canada, motherfucker, we ain’t got no one-dollar bills here. Give me a fucking loonie at least.’ Bottom line is I took a shit in the back seat of the car while I parked it.”
So, in summary, the rumour is that Fiasco was rude and suffered a retaliatory in-car poop as a result. Disgusting! There hasn’t been reaction from Fiasco, though he’s expected to patently deny driving a car with human feces in the back seat.
