Monday (April 9) at Yuk Yuk's Superclub Rating: NNNNN
Just when you thought there were no more awards to give out, along comes something called the Canadian Comedy Awards, established last year to recognize the best in the biz. Lots of funny folks aren't nominated. But just as many are. Like Tom Stade, the charismatic upstart who's built a career out of being dazed and confused. He joins fellow stand-up nominees Mike Wilmot, Derek Edwards, Martha Chaves and others in a show Monday (April 9) at Yuk Yuk's Superclub. Details, see listings, this page.
How did you spend April Fool's Day? I wore green.
You're from Quesnel, BC. Besides producing you, what's its main claim to fame? It was the last destination of the underground railroad for Aztecs fleeing the Spanish.
You've been called a surfer-boy philosopher. Have you ever surfed or studied philosophy? I have neither surfed nor studied, but I thought about both while at the beach.
When the fuck will spring arrive in Toronto? May 14.
Quebec separatists say Ontario has no culture. Your response? If they're saying that, it must be right. Separatists are always right 49 per cent of the time.
Do cellphones give you cancer? Only if you're using them while smoking, or if you have a history of cancer in your family.
It's almost time for spring cleaning. What do you throw out? A picture of Jagger tit-fucking Bowie. It's too hardcore for me.