Call it Yellow Fever Redux. Bobby Del Rio's new play, Half-Chinx Taking Over The World, looks at two Asian prophets (Del Rio and real-life bro Tony) staging a cultural coup over Caucasians. Del Rio's no stranger to domination -- he penned the hit plays When Children Fall and Christian Values. Let's hope he's as strong a leader as he is funny. See listings, this page.
What will you do when you take over the world? Teach white people how to dance.
Good at math? 98 per cent in grade 12, baby! Math award. Did I mention I'm also part geek?
Is it a coincidence that Margaret Cho is performing this weekend? She's one of the Half-Chinx dancers.
Why should people sit in the front row for your show? They might get a chance to touch my nipples.
Playoff predictions? It all depends on Dougie.
How has war affected your life? Harder to find Iraqi chicks.
How has it affected your comedy? Every new joke I write has the same punchline: "Because Bush is a fucking elitist, uninformed, militant, dangerous asshole!"
What will Eminem do with his Oscar? Probably kill it.
How are you dealing with spring fever? Humping fire hydrants.