Don't worry if Mae Martin looks a little distracted walking through her high school hallway this week. After all, the precocious member of teen sketch trio the Young & the Useless is turning 16 this Friday (May 2). Not only that, but she's giving herself a pretty impressive gift. She's writing, producing, co-starring in and directing a show called Jailbait, about a girl obsessed with losing her virginity who's got a crush on a guy who's twice her age and gay (Dave Tomlinson). Fact or fiction? Find out when Tomlinson, Paul Bates, Lisa Brooke, Lex Vaughn and other top comics old enough to be her parents join the deadpan Martin for the season's most unique comedy one-off. See listings for details.
If 16 is sweet, then what is 15? Crunchy.
What do you want to be when you grow up? Comfortable with my body.
Advice for Avril Lavigne? Buy low, sell high.
Key to telling the Olsen twins apart? Ashley is the one with the chip on her shoulder and the drug habit.
Latest high school lingo? "Get out of my way, you fucking dyke!" Well, that's what they say to me.
What does SARS really stand for? SARS is an acronym?
Best pimple remedy? Avoid puberty.
What's co-star Dave Tomlinson really like? The love-child of Indiana Jones and Mary Poppins.
Advice for stage parents? One day your children will be rich and they will pay to have you assassinated.