Pride Week without the B-Girlz would be like a monochromatic rainbow flag: just plain wrong! The beautifully bewigged trio face the pre-Pride heat wave with an extra smear of deodorant and a brand new musical act, Dragged Across America, complete with singing (no lip-synching!) and dancing to Pet Shop Boys, Madonna and Bjork songs. They bring their act to Buddies this weekend for back-to-back shows (June 17-18), and then return for the star-studded Homo Night In Canada blowout on June 25. See Comedy Listings, page 101, for details.
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You’re touring the U.S. soon. Are you gonna enjoy the red states or the blue ones?
Hard Kora: The green ones.
Barbie-Q: We’re enviro-friendly.
Who would make a good honorary B-Girl – Barbra, Bette or Belinda?
Barbie-Q: Belinda. She crossed the floor in a pair of Manolo Blahniks.
Ivana: … and she’s confident enough to leave her man behind at a party.
Michael Jackson: what’s the verdict?
Hard Kora: His outfits remind me of an all-boys school uniform.
Ivana: I think that’s the look he’s going for.
Message for Katie Holmes?
Barbie-Q: Your boyfriend’s a little tutti-frutti.
Ivana: Don’t sign a pre-nup!
If you have a triple date with the Blue Man Group, what would you do?
Ivana: All of them.
Hard Kora: ….but Canadian Actors Equity won’t let her!
