Despite their name, there's nothing charred, gooey or overly sweet about the Burnt Marshmallows. As they proved in last summer's Fringe hit Stuck, clown-trained performers Christina Sicoli and Christel Bartelse are one of the freshest and most wickedly funny sketch duos around. Not a small accomplishment in a city crowded with first-rate red-noses, including their Stuck director, Mump and Smoot's Michael Kennard. The pair headline Comedy March: A Parade Of Comedy, Sunday (March 7), with equally hilarious guests including Pat Kelly, Peter Oldring and Kurt Firla. See Comedy Listings for details.
When will winter end? When Bonhomme melts.
How nutritious are marshmallows? We don't eat them, we only burn them.
What's next for Oscar winner Charlize Theron? The Elephant Woman.
If you performed at the Super Bowl half-time show, what would you expose? White sticky nipples.
Favourite hobbit? Dildo Baggins.
Same-sex marriage: pro or con? Pro-sex. Con-marriage.
Ashton and Demi: how long do you give them? Until her daughters start bringing home their boyfriends.
Message for Paul Martin? Hey, give us some money!