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| In a cruel twist of fate meant to make single people feel even more like social outcasts, this year Valentine’s Day (February 14) falls on a Saturday. Don’t have any plans yet? Here, depending on your relationship status, are a few options. By GLENN SUMI
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| What | The Sleeping Beauty Hummingbird Centre 1 Front East 416-345-9595 |
Not Getting It Tim Sims Playhouse 56 Blue Jays Way416-343-0011 |
Dan Savage’s Valentine’s Day Bash Lee’s Palace, 529 Bloor West 416-532-1598 |
Blood Theatre Passe Muraille Backspace, 16 Ryerson 416-504-7529 |
| Sypnosis | The fairy tale about timeless love and a magic kiss gets a lavish staging by the National Ballet of Canada | A single woman (delightful performer Anne Marie Scheffler) talks about being single and sexy but somehow celibate (it ain’t easy being not easy) | A night of vengeance when you bring a token that reminds you of your ex and destroy it in front of others | Down-and-out siblings deal with drugs, prostitution and their incestuous feelings for each other |
| Romance factor | Sickeningly High | Sweet, not saccharine | Nil | Creepy |
| Ideal if you’re… | With the love of your life | Single, sexy and holding out | Bitter and ready to move on | Harbouring unresolved erotic feelings for your siblings |
| Not so great if you’re… | About to break up | Attending the show with a commitmentphobe | Afraid of running into your ex there | Harbouring unresolved erotic feelings for your siblings |
