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“Love is…” Jeremy Hotz: “… the first phase of losing half your shit.”
Sonia Rodriguez: “… a score in tennis.”
Tanya Crowder: “… a full-time job.”
Gavin Crawford: “… never having to say ‘Finish me off!'”
Most romantic thing youve done? Caroline Azar: Got engaged in the wake of the world going to hell.
Rodriguez: Said “Yes.”
Hottest film sex scene? Rodriguez: Caruso and Fiorentino in Jade.
Crawford: Thompson and Goldblum in The Tall Guy.
Azar: A toss between Spader and Sarandon in White Palace and Deneuve and Sarandon in The Hunger.
Hotz: Lassie Come Home: Director’s Cut.
What does your show have to do with love or sex? Azar: It politicizes cunnilingus.
Rodriguez: Romeo And Juliet — need I say more?
Where are you on the Kinsey scale, with 0 being exclusively heterosexual and 6 being exclusively homosexual?
R.H. Thomson: Herr Kinsey was a mixed-up man. My worry is that his scales are equally mixed-up.
Crawford: Five.
Azar: Esperanto!
Secret to a good long-term relationship?
Azar: Space — the final frontier.
Thomson: Love/respect/like.
… to a good short-term relationship? Hotz: Moving.
If you were a candy heart, what would your message be?
Rodriguez: Eat Me.
Hotz: See Other Heart.
Crawford: Watch My Show.
Chocolate or flowers? Azar: Rosebuds.
Rodriguez: Diamonds.
Hotz: Neither. Chocolate melts and flowers die. Give me something that lasts. A tortoise is nice.
Seduction tips? Azar: Sing Duran Duran at karaoke to the object of your desire.
Thomson: Turn off the TV.
What music gets you in da mood? Crowder: Marvin Gaye.
Rodriguez: Ravel’s Bolero — it’s a 10.
