Think your deadlines are tight? On April 26, playwrights Diane Flacks, Emil Sher and Jason Sherman will be given an opening line and four and a half hours to write a 20-minute play. After six hours of rehearsals, the pieces are staged as a Necessary Angel funder. Three Plays In A Day runs at the Capitol Theatre (2492 Yonge), 8 pm. 416-703-0406.
Inspired by The Vagina Monologues, some guys in this year's queer male cabaret Where The Boys Are pull out The Penis Monologues. Ed Sahely and Jonathan Wilson are among the performers, and Michael MacLennan scripts one of the pieces. Three chairs and microphones... wonder what they'll do with the mikes? April 21 at Buddies (12 Alexander). 416-975-8555.