Everything you need to show your support for our infamous mayor
So you want to show your support for the world’s most notorious crack-smoking mayor, but you don’t know how to do it? How about some Rob Ford Campaign Launch swag?
Ford officially launched his re-election bid on Thursday night with a rally at the cavernous Toronto Congress Centre in North Etobicoke. As part of his fundraising efforts, the mayor had a host of paraphernalia up for sale.
Here’s everything you need to show you’re a proud member of Ford Nation.
Blow-up clappers: $5.00
Thermo coffee mug (doubles as beer cup): $7.00
Foam fingers: $7.00
Black tie version: $30
Red tie version: $30
Limited edition football tie version: $100
Bumper stickers, mini flags: FREE!
Falsehood-emblazoned decommissioned fire truck: Not for sale.