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1. Keep your melon from overheating in this cucumber-cool Diesel cap ( styleXchange , 181 Yonge, 416-214-0111, $27.95).
2. Sure, they might make Kermit jokes when you bust out these Sprite-ly Mercury sunglasses, but keep his mantra – “It’s not easy being green” – close to your heart and it’ll be way easier than you think ( Get Out Side , 437 Queen West, 416-593-5598, $20).
3. Work it with a pair of heels or go daywear over jeans. Either way, this lime halter mini-dress is downright juicy. Go on, squeeze the citrus ( Studio de Luxe , 793 Queen West, 416-603-3704, $89).
4. Clowns to the left of me, jokers to the right, here I am stuck in the middle with an awesome faux leather handbag ( Urban Outfitters , 235 Yonge, 416-214-1466, $48).
5. You’ll blow other sneakerphiles outta the water when you emerge wearing these awesome Adidas Italias in Basil ( Delphic , 706 Queen West, 416-603-3334, $140).