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“J.Lo. She already acts like a lesbian – she’s dated all her friends and she likes to wear tracksuits.” Diane Flacks , moderating the Queer Parenting: The Kids Are Alright panel at the Edward Johnson Building, Friday, June 25
“You mean which celebrity would turn gay just to be with me? Brad Pitt. But Fight Club, not Troy.” Ted Morris , performing at Homo Night In Canada at Buddies in Bad Times Theatre, Friday, June 25
“Stephen Harper.” Travis of the Jane Waynes, playing the Pride North Stage, Saturday, June 26
“Jennifer Aniston. Wow, that was the easiest question.” Leyla Tshongo , performing at Cheap Queers, Wednesday, June 23 with Seraphym at the Pride North Stage, Saturday, June 26 and at Holy Joe’s, Saturday, June 26
“Vin Diesel. When he talks he sounds like a drag queen on acid. And come on, nobody that buff, with a perfectly shaved head and who makes movies with titles like XXX, The Fast And The Furious and Boiler Room is straight. I’m sorry!” David McLean , part of Pride Week Cheek at the Laugh Resort, Thursday, June 24