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Don’t take a ride with Passengers
Stupid, unintentionally creepy sci-fi flick will make you want to bang your head against a wall more
Dec 21, 2016 12:06 PM Reviews
Assassin’s Creed goes from bestselling video game to godawful movie
This dull, grey, ugly film is drained of all life – and fun more
Dec 21, 2016 11:59 AM Reviews
Collateral Beauty is in crappy taste
Whimsical Will Smith film about a man grieving the death of his child will leave you stone-hearted more
Dec 15, 2016 3:27 PM Reviews
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Why Him? is a rancid comedy
Don’t waste your time with this Meet The Parents rip-off more
Dec 14, 2016 6:00 PM Reviews
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Rules Don't Apply is a garbled mess
The first film Warren Beatty has directed in nearly two decades is unforgivably sloppy more
Nov 22, 2016 5:25 PM Reviews
In Elle, Paul Verhoeven fuels female fury
Director's rape revenge pic is ignorant about women’s real experience of sexual assault more
Nov 16, 2016 5:30 PM Reviews
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Shut In should shut up
Naomi Watts thriller is one of the worst movies of the year more
Nov 11, 2016 5:11 PM Reviews 1 Comments
The Best Democracy Money Can Buy makes Michael Moore docs seem subtle
Agit-prop film about the Republican lie of voter fraud is undone by obnoxious animation and green-screen gimmickry more
Nov 2, 2016 5:30 PM Reviews 1 Comments
American Pastoral: one very bad adaptation
Ewan McGregor is in way over his head bringing Phllip Roth's novel to the screen more
Oct 19, 2016 5:30 PM Reviews
Moments Of Clarity needs some
Muddled first feature doesn't know what it's satirizing more
Sep 21, 2016 12:55 PM Reviews
The 9th Life Of Louis Drax is life-suckingly bad
This twee pic about a comatose boy flashing over his life is a terrible mess of forced whimsy more
Aug 31, 2016 5:00 PM Reviews
Why we're down on appalling French rom-com Up For Love
Jean Dujardin playing a short person is like a white actor in blackface more
Aug 31, 2016 5:00 PM Reviews
Café Society: why I still hate Woody Allen
After taking a break from reviewing the Woodman's films, I find they're just as sloppy and self-indulgent as ever more
Jul 27, 2016 5:30 PM Reviews 9 Comments
No Stranger Than Love gets no love from us
Indie Toronto feature starring Alison Brie and Colin Hanks is one of the worst films of the year more
Jun 15, 2016 5:30 PM Reviews
Teenage mutant half-wits
New Ninjas are just cogs in Michael Bay’s machine more
Jun 3, 2016 3:00 PM Reviews
The Steps is a stinker
Parry Sound-set family drama has maybe one good line more
Jun 1, 2016 5:30 PM Reviews
Alice Through The Looking Glass: this mirror is broken
This follow-up to the 2010 movie is as dull, joyless and as pointlessly complicated as the Star Wars prequels more
May 25, 2016 5:30 PM Reviews
