N 2016
Don’t take a ride with Passengers
Stupid, unintentionally creepy sci-fi flick will make you want to bang your head against a wall more
Assassin’s Creed goes from bestselling video game to godawful movie
This dull, grey, ugly film is drained of all life – and fun more
Collateral Beauty is in crappy taste
Whimsical Will Smith film about a man grieving the death of his child will leave you stone-hearted more
Photo Credit: Scott Garfield
Why Him? is a rancid comedy
Don’t waste your time with this Meet The Parents rip-off more
Photo Credit: Francois Duhamel
Rules Don't Apply is a garbled mess
The first film Warren Beatty has directed in nearly two decades is unforgivably sloppy more
In Elle, Paul Verhoeven fuels female fury
Director's rape revenge pic is ignorant about women’s real experience of sexual assault more
The Best Democracy Money Can Buy makes Michael Moore docs seem subtle
Agit-prop film about the Republican lie of voter fraud is undone by obnoxious animation and green-screen gimmickry more
American Pastoral: one very bad adaptation
Ewan McGregor is in way over his head bringing Phllip Roth's novel to the screen more
The 9th Life Of Louis Drax is life-suckingly bad
This twee pic about a comatose boy flashing over his life is a terrible mess of forced whimsy more
Why we're down on appalling French rom-com Up For Love
Jean Dujardin playing a short person is like a white actor in blackface more
Café Society: why I still hate Woody Allen
After taking a break from reviewing the Woodman's films, I find they're just as sloppy and self-indulgent as ever more
No Stranger Than Love gets no love from us
Indie Toronto feature starring Alison Brie and Colin Hanks is one of the worst films of the year more
Alice Through The Looking Glass: this mirror is broken
This follow-up to the 2010 movie is as dull, joyless and as pointlessly complicated as the Star Wars prequels more
