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Baby maker
The BabyPlus teaches your unborn child the most basic building block of learning – discrimination. Using sonic stimulation, it plays variations of the mother’s heartbeat to kick-start the fetus’s neurological processes, thereby allowing your baby to pop out with an intellectual, developmental, creative and emotional advantage over the kids who listened to Eminem for nine months. $149.65 from www.babyplus.com
