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Spice spouse and British soccer star David Beckham is the newest tabloid staple to bottle his metrosexual musk in a self-titled perfume product. Beckham’s Zoolanderesque blue steel pose in World Cup-timed promo posters around the city might not be his football fans’ cup of tea, but the eau de toilette’s combo of grapefruit, cardamom and patchouli notes delivers a fresh, macho-scented spritz. $65/75 ml, Sears , 290 Yonge, 416-349-7111, and others.