Fashion minimalists and the stylishly meek, cover your eyes! The explosion of overlapping prints and multicoloured sequins on the Elvis Jesus line of couture T-shirts is enough to send you shivering to the back of your monochromatic closet. Maximal motifs include a karate-outfitted Messiah surrounded by a halo of baby blue pearls and poised to chop, and this tropical scene straight off a wish-you-were-here sunset postcard. Prices range from $130 to $170 depending on each shirt's sparkle quotient. Pearl Island T-shirt, $170, Anti-Hero , 113 Yorkville, 416-924-6121.