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Deadpan ‘s tit change purse ($13.95, Toronto Women’s Bookstore , 73 Harbord, 416-922-8744, www.deadpan.ca) can be fitted to any cup size and skin tone.
Show them who’s runnin’ things with Blue Q ‘s Boss Lady tote ($15.98, Butterfield 8 , 235 Danforth, 416-406-5664, www.blueq.com).
Material girl-era Madonna isn’t afraid to take centre stage in Barbie’s Basement Jewellery ‘s rhinestoned fancy deluxe buckle ($90, Propaganda , 686 Yonge, 416-961-0555, www.bbj.ca).
Hoi-An Tang ‘s cutesy cartooned characters are always up to something sneaky, including the tricky bomb dropper on their “pow” button ($5.95, Outer Layer , 577 Queen West, 416-869-9889, www.mehoi.com).
Kingi Carpenter ‘s screenprinted Lady Libbers knickers and tank ($19 and $35, Peach Berserk , 507 Queen West, 416-504-1711, www.peachberserk.com) feature 50s broads delivering “Men think we’re too pretty to be lesbians”-type boasts.
