Let's face it, that old dildo looks like it's from the dark ages. It's time to update your nightstand with one of these mod toys.
1. Give your busy paws a rest and let the Rock Chick hit your G spot hands free ($99.99, Condom Shack, 231 Queen West, 416-596-7515, condomshack.com).
2. Give 'em a spacey rubdown with JimmyJane's blobular massage stone ($30, Come as You Are, 701 Queen West, 416-504-7934, comeasyouare.com).
3. Lelo's Mia pleasure object functions as futuristically as it looks, charging itself via any USB port ($89.99, Seduction, 577 Yonge, 416-966-6969, seduction.ca).
4. The Bo vibrating cock ring comes in fashion-forward shades of navy or bordeaux ($79, Good for Her, 175 Harbord, 416-588-0900, goodforher.com).
5. Is that NASA's newest rocket ship? Actually, it's just a waterproof Joystick vibrator ($69.98, Lovecraft, 27 Yorkville, 416-923-7331, lovecraftsexshop.com), but it still could send you into outer space.