R. Jeanette Martin
If you're bored, you might want to get high and hang out at the mall.
A stupid idea, you say? Well, consider this: the mall is warm, dry and probably has a food court. The Eaton Centre is always a good option, while Dufferin Mall has a skeezy stoner appeal. So smoke/drop something to whittle away the hours as you and your friends become fascinated with linen displays, ladies' fashion accessories and the weirdos who hang at the used video game shop.
Bonus if you can find the home furnishings department and nap on a bed or have a perfume sample fight. And don't forget your camera so you can acknowledge how stupid you are later on Facebook.